one year, fifty columns
every week for a year, nick wrote an advice column for XLR8R Magazine. real reader questions about music, gear, DJing, touring, romance, work, and life — answered honestly, in real time. 50 columns, 77 reader questions, 27,454 words.
in september 2012 XLR8R asked nick to write a weekly advice column. at the time he was 27, between projects, deep in the new york DJ + production circuit, and a few years away from the cubic zirconia + relationships LP era. he'd already been making records for ten years but was still figuring out how to be a working producer who could pay rent and tour and still finish records.
the column ran every thursday for 50 weeks. readers emailed questions to doctornick@xlr8r.com. nick wrote the answers quickly — often at 5am after a gig — and they were published the same week. it's genuinely in-voice writing because it had to be: there wasn't time to polish it into a book.
the questions ranged across everything. how to choose a drum machine. whether to use multiple aliases. how to deal with the shitty band next door at your studio. how to date someone while you're touring. when to quit your day job. whether RBMA is worth applying to. how to master your own tracks. how to deal with a creative rut. how to throw a party in a smaller city. how to break into a new scene. how to know when your album is done.
he answered all of them in his actual voice — slangy, direct, full of real stories from his own career. he didn't pretend to know more than he did. when the answer was "hire someone better than you," he said that. when it was "just start making the shit and stop waiting," he said that.
the column ended in september 2013 with col 50 — "the doctor recommends more bits of gear and discusses whether new york is dead." in the final column nick wrote: "writing this column for a year has been one of the more humbling and rewarding things i've done." then he went back to making records full time.
this archive on thespacepit is a curated mirror. the canonical source is XLR8R — every column page links back to the original. but the columns themselves are also part of nick's world, part of how he thinks, and a year-long field guide for any producer figuring out the same things. so they live here too.
start here
- col 01 · September 6, 2012Eating Oysters and Choosing a Favorite Classic Drum Machine3 q's · 708 words
- col 14 · December 6, 2012Releasing Music, What Makes a Good Record Label, and How to Get That Big Club Sound2 q's · 779 words
- col 27 · March 21, 2013Proper Email Protocol, Production Schools, and the Truth About RBMA1 q's · 909 words
- col 35 · May 16, 2013Tips for Working with Vocalists and the Audience Adds to Some of the Doctor's Past Advice1 q's · 579 words
- col 47 · August 23, 2013Is Touring Hell? The Highs and Lows of Life on the Road1 q's · 583 words
- col 50 · September 12, 2013What to Do in a New City Without a Decent Music Scene and the Good Doctor Says Goodbye to His Weekly Column1 q's · 415 words
ask the AI version
all 50 columns are loaded into open hook — the AI version of nick. ask it a question like "should i master my own tracks?" or "is touring really worth it?" and it'll pull the relevant column from this archive and answer in nick's actual voice from that era.